Brother to Lord Beranz of Swadia
When Lord Beranz was but a lad of five, his greasy father traveled to the markets of Dhirim and gambled away his son's inheritance. Knowing that Beranz could never afford the education of a Swadian university, his mother left with her boy and traveled somewhere weird where Beranz's father probably maybe wouldn't look: the Kingdom of Vaegirs.
Their first winter, Beranz's mother became ill and was confined to her bed. Partially because she was sick, but also because snow turned her on and she found many suitors who took to the bedroom quite well. It was that winter that Beranz's sick, aroused mother conceived Fraunstash.
The child did not grow in the womb correctly, and when Beranz's mother went into labour, the child came out mustache first. This was difficult, even for a woman fortunate enough to have a midwife. Unfortunately, the midwife was Beranz, and he was just a five year old boy. Plus, he ended up fainting at the sight of blood and crowning mustache.
His mother passed away during childbirth, but the baby was safe. Beranz did his best to raise his brother, Fraunstash. However, Beranz was a weak boy and constantly dropped Fraunstash on the ground, sometimes on his soft spot. Fraunstash was not a smart baby. He could not beat other babies at chess or other games.
When Fraunstash was seven years old (as seen in the picture) Beranz returned to Swadia with his brother and told his father that Fraunstash was his child. Beranz's father believed his son, and Beranz gave Fraunstash to the Lord. While Beranz was shopping for some walnuts one day, Beranz's father found out that Fraunstash was not his real son. So he locked Beranz out of the castle and raised Fraunstash to be evil so that someday, Fraunstash could defeat his brother in battle.
When that day came, Fraunstash accidentally assassinated himself instead of his brother. Beranz disguised himself as his brother Fraunstash by tearing off his dead brother's mustache and putting it onto his own face. After his father was convinced "Fraunstash" (who was a bit older, shorter, and hot himself at all) had killed Beranz, Beranz killed his father and reclaimed the throne in Swadia.
